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timetrial yesterday! have to say went better than expected and i just found out sherrie doesnt like mud. HA.

afterwards went to bukit timah food centre with ning, emily and peishi + the sec2 juniors.

HOWEVER, it was after they left that these 3 hilarious videos were filmed (by me duh!) unfortunately, i was using my phone since peishi's camera died on us and the resolution/focus sucks.

recommended way of watching:
1. watch once (dont care about the lousy focus)
2. read the script (allllllll credits to me :)




ningxin as yeowann! (their museum incharge)
emily as dick! (desmond)
peishi as peishi!
*me as the cameraman/girl

script:

peishi: narrator! narrator!
emily: ok! wait! *covers mouth*
cm: we're at bukit timah food centre! this is emily! *@E* (this means where the cam is shooting at)
*@N* this is... INSIGNIFICANT!
*@P* peishi!
*@C* and... *camera chaos+P's horrific laughter in the background*
i cant see myself but this is me and im the director or whatever shit you call it.

*@E+N* emily (background): *lifts shirt* OMG I STINK!

ningxin: yeowann! yeowann! desmond! desmond!
cm: now.. *obscenely points finger @emily* emily will be acting as DICK.
*points @ning* ningxin will be acting as YEOWANN.
emily: ehhhhh desmond, a.k.a desmond!
cm: *points @emily* a.k.a desmond. not desmond lim, just desmond ok?

-some nonsensical speech-
peishi: YA PEISHI!
cm: oops, ya and peishi. peishi acting as PEISHI!

NOW LET'S START!

emily: ehh you must show her-
*@N* cm: ok this is yeowann... vibrating, shaking, having fits or spasms.
and there's dick at the back! oh he's overshot yeowann! he comes back, what's he gonna do!

emily: YEOWANN! YOOO- YEOWANN! YEOWANN!
ningxin: yeowann, yeowann. ok so desmond this is peishi, peishi desmond, ya ya?
emily: sorry muscle cramp cannot move already!
need to go toilet...






all 4 of us acting as yeowann!
cant see it but we're all trying to vibrate xD

script:
cm: video of yeowann.. but not i first la, ningxin first!
*@N* ningxin is having spasms!
*@E* next, emily! emily like waitress like that! (my voice breaks!)
*@P* ok next peishi!
that one (repeat 13times) that one not yeowann, that one natural!
my turn ah. i dont know who's yeowann la but i try ah.
*@c*
ok that was yeowann. 4 yeowanns!

emily: eh wait stop eh! huh? eh i-i-i got something to say!
why cant chuanmin just say- OMG.
sorry wrong side.
why cant chuanmin just say-
cm (injects): weekiat sucks!
emily: why cant chuanmin just say yeowann instead of (quack quack tone) YEOWANN!
why must she always use her quack quack tone to talk! (emi's voice breaks)






just watch this. watch emily's face+expression xD

ok here are some pics we took too :D
ok its officially. i am totally not photogenic.



i block peishi!



ning gets cut off!



emily acting spastic with peishi resting on a forbidden area xD

couldnt sleep cos i kept watching the yeowann+dick video xD
i think jade found a competitor that can vibrate more than her!

ROFLMFAO!