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it's official: i have a natural talent for playing pool.

expect my "laws of ball reflection" were derived from watching the pool world championships on star sports.

ergo, they don't work when you're a noob who picked up the hockey pool stick for the first time.

so as you could tell, my balls were all over the place.

as peishi says, "go learn physics."

and then she got poked in the eye by leena.

as weekiat says, "they ba1 zhi4 bu4 he2."

one smally teensy problem: i turn violent when i pick up the pool stick.

GATHERING OF THE MASS MURDERERS.