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HEADLINES: MISSING PERSON FROM THE INTERNET FOUND! EMO-QUACKIE HAS FINALLY COME ONLINE AGAIN!

On 21st December 2oo7, it was discovered that EQ had not come online for about 3days following her last blogpost. Further investigations discovered that her internet connection had once again broken down, therefore explaining her inability to come online. Even more unfortunate news was that the Singnet repairman could only go to her house to fix the broadband connection a week later. EQ's absence from the online community had caused much stir and panic among her loyal fans, many of them unaware of her situation.

As of 2.14pm today, EQ's internet connection was finally fixed and she is able to go online once again, much to the delight of her fanclub. Our exclusive interview with EQ also revealed she has not suffered any Internet Withdrawal (scientific name: internetillicus withdrawlithera). She was once inflicted with this deadly disease when her broadband connection was previously down for about 4days. The past week has proved fruitful as she has spent most of her time on her art and literary works. Two very important outings (separate reports below) also happened during this time; we hope it has brightened up EQ's tragic no-internet week.

We welcome her back to the internet community and look forward to her future posts.

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THNKS FR TH MMRS! 2oo7 ATHLETICS SENIOR FAREWELL BASH!

It was a bittersweet scene at River Valley High's main hall as the Team RVHS Athletics held their 2oo7 Senior Farewell Party. On the 22nd of December, the seniors (Secondary 4 students) met early in school for a game of soccer. It proved hazardous for our well-loved EQ as she was once again kicked in the leg by arch-nemesis Emily Lim Hui Yan aka Psycho Dude. Fortunately, it was a minor injury as compared to last time's ankle crusher. Despite this, EQ overcame the pain and managed to score a beautiful goal for the Girls Team when they were up against the formidable Boys Team. However, in the end the boys (lead by the super small eyed but still super pro JJ and consisting of Lirui super tyco joker, Kah Han bamboo soccer extraordinaire and Yi Qian well-"rounded" but still agile) proved too strong for the girls and won with a score of 5-1. (note: it was chaos on the field therefore Revenir Aile (RA) newspaper could not confirm the exact number of goals)

Next, the seniors, joined by other past seniors, enjoyed the buffet dinner prepared by the juniors (the juniors called caterers, they didn't cook the food themselves), much to the delight of an already starving EQ. One of the PA crew members also played 2 theme songs from the popular anime D.Gray-man, "Doubt & Trust" and "Brightdown". EQ personally thanked the PA member who played the songs. (He must have been ecstatic)

Finally, the curtains were raised on the performance put on by the juniors. The Sec1, 2 and 3 all performed skits, which EQ greatly appreciated as the juniors must have put in alot of time and effort to come up with them. EQ wants to personally thank Siew Hwee for putting up such a great performance of imitating EQ, right down to her trademark clapping style and exaggerated hand movements.

EQ was greatly touched by the medals the juniors gave the seniors. Many of the seniors will be sad to leave Team RVHS Athletics, but they know that their legacy has been left in good hands.

RA newspaper would like to wish the next generation of Carrots all the best in future races and trainings.

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FE12 OUTING II! A DAY OF SUNBURN, SUSHI AND EMO ROCK!

The agenda was simple: Sentosa for some beach fun in the morning and into Town in the afternoon for some emo-rock goodness. Who could have known the day turned out to be such a wacky and hilarious event.

It was Boxing Day, though all IronTwelve members behaved themselves without resorting to violence (even hiong-kia was nice that day!). EQ was really looking forward to the emo-rock clothes she could wear to town after the beach fun, especially since she could wear her lavi glove. She loves to dress all black.

Even though EQ suffered major sunburn in Sentosa, she greatly enjoyed her chat with best bud Jade on the beach when the others went to kayak (damn it! my chance to experience yish's fav sport and i sit on the beach. talking. LOL) The feast at Sakae was also good, especially the experience of playing with the natto sushi and eating 2.5 bowls of udon.

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RA newspaper apologises for cutting the report short but our reporter has just realised she needs to go check out university course admission requirements as well as JC syllabuses. plus go bathe.